- Don't drink & drive - you'll spill most of it!
- Never eat yellow snow
- Never stand up in a canoe!
- Don't chop wood in a rubber dinghy.
- Never do anything that makes you sweat...unless there is an orgasm at the end of it! (P.N)
- Moral of the story - EVEN if you think getting inside your duvet to wrestle with your housemates is a good idea, its NOT...EVER. It will only end in tears.
Fundraising for Cancer Research UK We are collecting Winchester's Words of Wisdom, Greatest Tips and Advice. For just 25p you can share your wisdom! Pop into Cancer Research UK 75 Parchment Street, Winchester or email them to fairygodmother1969@hotmail.co.uk and donate online to my Just Giving page. Together we will beat cancer.
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